Showing posts with label Petriotic. Show all posts
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Sunday, April 3, 2011

Mumbai!

Mumbai Fables

Life can take you anywhere, and most times it tends to change course, when it is least expected. And past one month have had similar kind of experience, changing base to Mumbai. However, once something changes in your life, you should be ready to see some beliefs turn into myths, and get dispelled. 

Bombay is the financial capital of India, everyone here talks about money, get into a local and you will find people discussing monetary transactions. And thats a fact, people here would know everything about money. However; on first day, I missed 2 locals trains, for the shear number of people getting in and out of them in mere seconds overwhelmed me, at peak hours. So I chose to take taxi.

I get into a Sardarji's taxi, after all they are said to be most honest, he takes me to my destination ( Dadar to Worli ) and charges INR 130, I complete my work, take another taxi to get back to Dadar and this time it is not a Sardarji, and he charges me INR 90, same route. Next day I drop the idea of using local train and end up on taxi again. This time it is another Sardarji, much older one though, we use same route and he charges INR 60. I cant make this stuff up! I was totally taken, for a ride, that is.

From next day I was able to catch those locals trains, without fail.

Next day I went sight seeing, BSE, Fort, RBI buildings, Fountain and all. After all I am a Finance guy, and then I visit a friend in Andheri, take an auto to his place, on way to airport, fare is normal, INR 10, so I take out a 10 Rupee coin and give it to him, and this is what I get a reply as:

"Sahab, ye rang berangi sikke yahan nahi chalte, ye India hai Amrica ya Europe nahi!" 

"Sir, this is India, such colorful coins are not legal tender here, this is not Europe or USA!" 

I have no other option, but to get my hundred rupee note changed! So Mumbai has not warmed up to new 10  Rupee coin as yet. And I had just admired RBI building!

I was looking for a place to live and I get many offers, some as low as 2,500 Rupees a month but what puts them under not affordable category, was the deposit they asked, anywhere between INR 1 Lakh to 3 Lakh! 

And then it was time to start working and hence a schedule began for me, I started taking same local, same times, and started seeing same people, most times. And soon realized how we Indians start trusting people, only because we see them again and again, and are so intrusive! One week and fellow commuters started asking me name, where I work, who is there in my family, and before that telling me things about themselves.

And some how, having me in there, with them made them nostalgic, like for how many years they have been commuting between these stations and how long they have known each other and how was there 1st job, 1st day. Man! I never felt so young, since being a baby! And this one is not even my 1st job! 

And then it struck me, seating at CST looking at a police Labrador retriever, keeping a silent watch, as if he is not surrounded by hordes of people; these must have been the guys who had witnessed Kasab, who must have lost someone or must have experienced, or must have seen a bomb go off on one off these local train. And still none of them, seemed to be afraid, remembering all the happy times, talking about 20-25 years since they have been catching the same local, not a mention of any sad history, just happy moments. So there really is a Spirit of Mumbai!

I had no idea Mumbai was so hot, literally, no I am not speaking of glamor, well I would say, I got to see more mini-skirts in Pune than in Mumbai, but amount of money I spend on buying liquids to drink-lassi, chass, cold drinks, sugar cane juice! And what not; easily amounted to 3 or 4 times the amount I spent in travelling! Humid, it was always, but hot! 

Then it happened to be the week of world cup, company allowing commentary on AIR, on floor, and we were upto minute of what was happening in the match, dint miss a ball, till we were working. also walking from station to work, I started seeing aliens, more an more of them, most Australians, speaking of being optimistic, bad case, is it not! Well, they atleast got to suck in Indian culture, local trains were a huge attraction, and so was old British buildings, and  Taxi rides! Well they were taking pictures with Taxi.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Vande Matram! Bin Sharam!



Today, at mornings flag hosting, some people sang nice songs and in campus itself, i noticed differences in what was said and done, which just got me started on these lines, hope you get it, what i mean to express here.


Vande Matram!

Utho subhe, naho dho

Chai coffee pio

Garam Garam

Toffee khao

Naram Naram

Gao Vande Matram

Kachra phekho

Bin sharam!

Karo bate

suno bate

Uch Vicharam

Dharam-Karam

Gao Vande Matram

Paise Hazham

Bin Sharam

De nare

hazar sitare

josh jalosh

seva bhav jug udhare

kare shanti kayam

din bhar uchare

din dhale

kare madira sevam

bin sharam

Sab hai bhai bhai

Sab hai bartiya wasi

aaj ekta ka din

kal koi Hindu

koi muslim

bin sharam

par nari

bhen hai

ujiyare main bhi

aaj shaitan hai

kal ka bhai

aaj lega bhog

bin sharam

sai kalam

talwar se

takatwan hai

phir kyun markar

ruchica/jesica............

aaj bhi pareshan hai

barso salo baad bhi

wo muskan hai

bin sharam

bhumi yeh

maa saman hai

nakshe pe iske

sar par taj hai

mar mitne pe

javan tayare hai

phir bhi aaj

yeh gulam hai

Kashmir/sikkim/Arunachal

ke charche aam hai

hath main chai hai

garam garam

bin sharam

har bhasha ki

yeh janni hai

manush ki yeh

kya karni hai

mole tole ke bole hai

wo tukda mera

toh wo paraya hai

maa ke ang ka

yeh kaisa bazar hai

sona ugati thi

aaj bejaan hai

to bebhav hai

bin sharam

bacche

bhgwan ki den hai

kachhi umar main

aaj karte kaam hain

ann ke mohtaj hain

inke path par bhichi

katone ki parat hai

par Neta ki hai khursi

naram naram

bin sharam

Dhup main mazdur

karta kaam hai

par rozgar abhi bhi

milna na aasan hai

seth khata mewa hai

mazdur ke chulho par

lagta tala hai

aaj bhi amir garib ka

bhed bhav hai

pani pani main bhi

farak ka bhav hai

shudh ki paribhasha

jeb ke tol pe hai

pyas-se marna bhi

abh kuch aam hai

bin sharam

insan hairan hai

breaking news pe

dhande ka vazzan hai

insane mare toh trp high hai

kisiko bachana yeh

mera thodi na

kaam hai

jaan insaan ki

pani se sasti hai

bakiyoki kya koi hasti hai

janwar/paid/poudhe

aaj gaye kal dusre hai

jaib jiski bhari

bhais uski hai

lathi toh phir

usi ke dum par uthti hai

jor shor hai

par bin karam

bin sharam

phir bhi

apna desh mahan hai

buss deshwasi

bemaan hai

bahut hai kaam

kehta hia aaram

haram hai

phir bhi talta hai

kehta hai

abhi sham aane main

waqkt toh kafhi baki hai

bin sharam

Vande Matram!