I hope you remember me, I am Michelle, Aditya/@TaiyouSun's dog? I gave some points from my life last time, I am sure they have been useful for you and have learned something too. On other hand, I have grown bit older too, agree it has been just half a month, but us dogs live a fast paced life, see I am only 12 months old, but I am already a teen by human equivalent of our life span. So here are some more things that I have learned.
- Demand only what you need, you will get what you want for being good.
- Lick your masters face, lips if possible, you get an Idea what kind of food they eat.
- Walk where ever you go, It is more fun and you get more smells to experience and more living beings cross your path, hence more chance to make new friends.
- Do not over exert yourself, take time out to relax, make it clear to others too, that it is your off time.
- Car ride is fun, good for a change once in a while, but be careful, sitting inside when it is running is fun, but behind or in front of it can be fatal.
- Stick your tongue out of car window, the number of taste you will be able to taste is simply mind boggling.
- Get wet in rain, its fun, but do not stay wet for long, you will fall ill.
- Where ever you go, what ever changes, you will be safe and happy in end, as long as people you love are with you.
- Do not run off on your own, this applies to kids specially, bad characters may attack you.
- Do not eat from strangers, strangers can be jealous beings, who can go to any length, even poison you or kidnap you.
- Avoid street food, it is not good for your health.
- Life is not as simple as it seems, one has to make lot of grave decisions, like: "When they serve 2 plates of dishes, which one to choose?" at such times, follow your instincts.
- There is nothing wrong in wagging your tail, whenever required, that keeps your master in an illusion that they are masters.
- At end of day, no one, but you are master of your own life, it is your decision that makes the difference in future, for example: if I play in mud, I am bound to get a bath.
- Play in mud, bath is only water minus soil, you can learn to have fun with it too.
- That's all for today, will let you know from here, as I get older, and learn newer things.
2 comments:
OMG! OMG....the initial tips were so.....ummmm.....what do i say.....Punny :P specially the part on licking your masters! hahahaha! :) i for one cannot follow the 11th point :D excellent one...very thoughtful and "punny" :)
Street food in her case, is literally street food! :) Glad u liked it!
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