Not your World!

You know it is not your world that you have been plucked out of your own world, abducted by alien etc when you see something different, something you thought did not existed in this world, and the street you walk down, just proves you wrong. Something of sort happened to me last week end.

1. Off all the people a poster of GURUJI Sibu Soren comes up! Seriously! Guruji!
2. The best coffee house in town is CCD! No local shop good enough to be a hangout place! Come on! CCD is not value for money! But every source said CCD.
3. The 60 KM journey takes 3 hours, and the bus driver has no remorse for being late + the volvo has no fault.
4. The electronic transfer of money takes one whole day to reflect! ICICI Bank.
5. Airtel calls to tell my papers are inadequate, about prepaid connection, while post-paid connection has no trouble, was prepaid not the easer one to bag?
6. Dog's dont bark, not at you, or any other stranger of any species. Street Dogs included.
7. Girl walks stooped, with help from 4 of her friends; no she is not hurt; her dress is too heavy. No! She is not the bride.
8. Another poster: "World Wild Famous: With Regainable rates!"

And then I came across a good innovation, soundproof toilets in a hotel.

Hotel manager: "The biggest turn off that our guest experienced during their stay here in past was some or the guy making funny noises, while emptying his bowels."

Good innovation! And from now on, the biggest turn off for guest would be manager's speech.