I am Michelle, I am Aditya/@TaiyousSun's Labrador retriever, and I see world in a different way, and have some peculiar way of practicing them, and I expresses absolute disgust at Human ways. Here are my tips for you:
- There is no specific time to sleep, sleep when you feel like, and wake up when you feel like.
- Eat whenever you feel the need to, you are not supposed to eat just because it is there served in a dish for you.
- Do not eat with your butt in one place, at least do not sleep or sit while eating, like any buffet, take a bite, walk some distance and then consume you food. This also keeps you fit!
- There is no need to do any work, you just need to find the right master and be friends with him/her and family.
- You can be friends with anyone, all you need is right approach, and then be it cats, dogs, birds, and most difficult Humans.
- With small children, babies, keep the distance, they only like to see you, and even that may make them cry, only go near if they smile and put a hand forward, then too bring your softest side close to them.
- Toddlers, will keep their distance or will get close to you, sit down and let them touch your soft side.
- Once in a while you may find a rotten one, who would try to hit you, but you will not get hurt.
- Slightly older children can keep their balance and are the once you can play with and jump around with, still do not let your teeth touch them.
- Do not show your teeth to people you want to be friends with.
- Go for a walk every day.
- When it comes to smell, do not limit your experience to flowers alone, there are large varieties of smell out there!
- Dry shit is best chewing thing there is after bones, not sticky gums.
- Size matters, larger ball is more fun, you can kick around, and it will return to you, would not get stuck under sofa.
- Cover up your pee, do not pee on open cemented ground, either seek out a cloth, but best is a mud ground; it soaks up everything and does not smell bad.
That's enough for one day; you can come back to my class, whenever I feel like taking one! Bye for now! Woof!
9 comments:
OMG!!!! OMG!!! this is BRILLIANT.....a laugh riot!!!! AWESOME :P :D :D :D :D :D size matters.....omg what size was i thinking of! omg ROFL....do not restrict to smelling flowers! OMG! awesome!
:) Ty! After all u gave me this idea! Remember @Aagan?
This is awesome! ... BTW Michelle must be wondering why are you talking to yourself when you are on phone/cell.. :P
good one :)
Ty! Vikas and lost_sctoma :) And @lost_scotoma she has had habit of listening to my fathers voice on cell phone, when he is away, but still says:"The feel of face to face communication is not same as on cell phones!" :p
Too Good! I too have learnt a lot about unconditional love from my golden retriever. WOOF!
True @nerio, its fun when she is around.
I wonder how this dog would react if sent to dog grooming sessions. :P One tapori dog! But that's the trait of mostly all dogs....
When I read the post I was reminded of the laziness of Garfield. He is also one lazzy fat cat! :P
LoL! Rashmi! Michelle is not lazy! She is active, but only does what she likes! :)
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