Michelle Tips You! 2.

                        

                            I hope you remember me, I am Michelle, Aditya/@TaiyouSun's dog? I gave some points from my life last time, I am sure they have been useful for you and have learned something too. On other hand, I have grown bit older too, agree it has been just half a month, but us dogs live a fast paced life, see I am only 12 months old, but I am already a teen by human equivalent of our life span. So here are some more things that I have learned.

1. Demand only what you need, you will get what you want for being good.
2. Lick your masters face, lips if possible, you get an Idea what kind of food they eat.
3. Walk where ever you go, It is more fun and you get more smells to experience and more living beings cross your path, hence more chance to make new friends.
4. Do not over exert yourself, take time out to relax, make it clear to others too, that it is your off time.
   
5. Car ride is fun, good for a change once in a while, but be careful, sitting inside when it is running is fun, but behind or in front of it can be fatal.
6. Stick your tongue out of car window, the number of taste you will be able to taste is simply mind boggling.
   
7. Get wet in rain, its fun, but do not stay wet for long, you will fall ill.
8. Where ever you go, what ever changes, you will be safe and happy in end, as long as people you love are with you.
9. Do not run off on your own, this applies to kids specially, bad characters may attack you.
10. Do not eat from strangers, strangers can be jealous beings, who can go to any length, even poison you or kidnap you.
11. Avoid street food, it is not good for your health.
12. Life is not as simple as it seems, one has to make lot of grave decisions, like: "When they serve 2 plates of dishes, which one to choose?" at such times, follow your instincts.
13. There is nothing wrong in wagging your tail, whenever required, that keeps your master in an illusion that they are masters.
14. At end of day, no one, but you are master of your own life, it is your decision that makes the difference in future, for example: if I play in mud, I am bound to get a bath.
15. Play in mud, bath is only water minus soil, you can learn to have fun with it too.
 

That's all for today, will let you know from here, as I get older, and learn newer things.

Michelle Tips You!

                        I am Michelle, I am Aditya/@TaiyousSun's Labrador retriever, and I see world in a different way, and have some peculiar way of practicing them, and I expresses absolute disgust at Human ways. Here are my tips for you:

1. There is no specific time to sleep, sleep when you feel like, and wake up when you feel like.
2. Eat whenever you feel the need to, you are not supposed to eat just because it is there served in a dish for you.
3. Do not eat with your butt in one place, at least do not sleep or sit while eating, like any buffet, take a bite, walk some distance and then consume you food. This also keeps you fit!
4. There is no need to do any work, you just need to find the right master and be friends with him/her and family.
5. You can be friends with anyone, all you need is right approach, and then be it cats, dogs, birds, and most difficult Humans.
6. With small children, babies, keep the distance, they only like to see you, and even that may make them cry, only go near if they smile and put a hand forward, then too bring your softest side close to them.
7. Toddlers, will keep their distance or will get close to you, sit down and let them touch your soft side.
8. Once in a while you may find a rotten one, who would try to hit you, but you will not get hurt.
9. Slightly older children can keep their balance and are the once you can play with and jump around with, still do not let your teeth touch them. 
10. Do not show your teeth to people you want to be friends with.
11. Go for a walk every day.
12. When it comes to smell, do not limit your experience to flowers alone, there are large varieties of smell out there!
13. Dry shit is best chewing thing there is after bones, not sticky gums.
14. Size matters, larger ball is more fun, you can kick around, and it will return to you, would not get stuck under sofa.
15. Cover up your pee, do not pee on open cemented ground, either seek out a cloth, but best is a mud ground; it soaks up everything and does not smell bad.

       That's enough for one day; you can come back to my class, whenever I feel like taking one! Bye for now! Woof!